It occurred to me that I’m probably going to be using a number of somewhat esoteric euphemisms while writing this, and that it would behoove me to jot them down here as I become aware of them.
They’re not going to be in any meaningful order. I have other things to do with my time than make your lives easier. So, anyway, here you go:
1. “the human” – also could be “the lummox,” “the roomate,” or any number of denotative designations. Basically, unless it’s immediately obvious that I’m using them as appositives to something else, read it as being appositive to the human I live with.
2. I don’t know where you get your ideas, but cats do not follow the “LOLcats” paradigm of speaking only in leet. I was born in America, so what do you think my native language is? So I don’t want to see any comments of the eloquence standard of: “OMG WTF!?!?! Ur totally not a cat!!! STFU u r not a cat!!!” I am a cat and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
