A Word on White Stuff

I hate it.
Perhaps I should elaborate on that point slightly…
I’m sure I’ve commented on my transcendental hatred of water before. Actually, the only reason that I’m prevented from using it as a proof for the existence of a cat-hating God is because it is, at least, fairly obvious what water is – and barring [...]

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When the Human’s Away

I need alternatives to my current computer situation. Sure, I lucked out today inasmuch as the Human left his laptop in the habitat without closing the lid, but I can’t rely on that happening every time.
It’s probably something humans take for granted, but practically the whole of your technology is predicated on having opposable thumbs. [...]

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Guess What

I’m back. * cue evil music score *
The human is on the road this weekend, so I get a rare respite. I wonder what sort of chaos I can get up to in the meantime…

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Do Not Want

Yeah, yeah…I borrowed the ‘net expression. Shut up.
I do not understand my human’s proclivity to periodically immerse me in water, lather me up, then rinse me off. For God’s sake, water is for drinking people! Why on earth would I want to get in it and splash around? I see no [...]

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Some Day…

I’m going to get a better understanding of how “outside” works.
It’s not as if I don’t get the idea of a physically three-dimensional volume of space, or my existence in it. And I’m leaving the whole “space-time” concept alone, just as much as I’m not going anywhere ek-sistance for the time being. Heidegger [...]

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What the Heck is “Normalcy” Anyway?

So it looks like next week, the human resumes his schedule of leaving me alone for protracted periods.
It’s going to be different than the past four months or so…I still don’t get what he’s doing or why (haven’t bothered to ask) but whereas it’s been a more-or-less even spread across the weekdays, now it looks [...]

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Another Advance

Well, I have passed another milestone in my quest to overcome my handicap of thumblessness.
The human came home again, and had objections to me wanting to climb the artificial tree he’s had up for the past month. I don’t know why…there were never any presents under it or anything. At any rate, I [...]

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I Didn’t Break Him

Human went batshit last night. Something about some guy called Nelson and a politician of some sorts…I don’t know, I don’t tend to care about the kinds of things that humans get all hot and bothered about, politically. Honestly, I think that bringing the sensibilities of a cat to government might do a [...]

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The Lesser of Two

I’m really not sure which is more annoying…nursing a sick, cranky human, or dealing with a mostly functional, healthy human. Seriously.
Now that he’s starting to convalesce, he’s becoming a lot more…annoying again. He seems to be able to reprimand me again, so I suppose fun is all over.
Unless of course I can figure [...]

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A Belated Report

I meant to post this earlier, but extenuating circumstances – which I shall explain further down the line – prevented it.
Anyway, remember how I said I had the gut feeling that something was afoot the other day? Well, I was right. A whole load of humans showed up in the afternoon and spent [...]

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