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A Word on White Stuff

Posted in cats, cold, me, snow, the habitat, the human, water, world domination on January 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I hate it.
Perhaps I should elaborate on that point slightly…
I’m sure I’ve commented on my transcendental hatred of water before. Actually, the only reason that I’m prevented from using it as a proof for the existence of a cat-hating God is because it is, at least, fairly obvious what water is – and barring [...]

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When the Human’s Away

Posted in me, the habitat, the human, this blog on January 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I need alternatives to my current computer situation. Sure, I lucked out today inasmuch as the Human left his laptop in the habitat without closing the lid, but I can’t rely on that happening every time.
It’s probably something humans take for granted, but practically the whole of your technology is predicated on having opposable thumbs. [...]

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A Belated Report

Posted in illness, interlopers, me, pecking order, surprises, the human on December 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

I meant to post this earlier, but extenuating circumstances – which I shall explain further down the line – prevented it.
Anyway, remember how I said I had the gut feeling that something was afoot the other day? Well, I was right. A whole load of humans showed up in the afternoon and spent [...]

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Something’s Up

Posted in cleaning, confinement, me, surprises, the habitat, the human on December 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve been cooped up in the bedroom all day while the human has been getting is clean on like I’ve never seen, ever.
I swear to Pete, something is going down and I have a funny feeling that I’m going to have mixed feelings about it. I’ll let [...]

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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Whoa.

Posted in appliances, cleaning, me, the human, youth on December 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

He did it. The bugger actually cleaned the whole bloody kitchen.
Well, I should qualify that a bit. He certainly cleaned the kitchen, but he hasn’t turned his attentions to the countertops at all, and damn there is a lot of crap on those. My suspicion is he knows I want to get [...]

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The Unthinkable

Posted in cleaning, filth, me, the habitat, the human on December 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

Well tie me down and shave me pink…the human actually washed dishes last night…and today. And has started, generally speaking, to clean this habitat of ours. I’m honestly relieved. I thought I was going to have to start doing it myself soon. And there are things in this apartment I really [...]

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So This Should Be Fun…

Posted in me, the human, this blog on December 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

What else would you expect from the pet of a liberal arts student?
Yes, I said pet. That’s what the human calls me, at least. So for the sake of argument, we’ll leave it there until I have time to cook up a good explanation of how I see myself. Try to get [...]

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